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Fat? Ugly? Terminally Unpopular? Try Motorcycling May 22, 2007 comments rss

Fat? Ugly? Awkward? Are you horribly unsuccessful with the ladies? Terminally unpopular?

No longer!

How would you like women you’ve never met before to come right up to you and start talking?  And, no, they won’t be ordering fries with that.

Listen: The second greatest pick up line in the history of dating is…… “Would you like to go for a ride?” Motorcycling is the fast way to an improved image (no pun intended). You could wrestle for years with trying to find the right clothes, or the right hairstyle, or the “right” girl for that matter. Start riding a motorcycle and your new life is just a few days away.It works.  I know, I’ve been every girl’s best guy friend, and simultaneously the last guy on Earth they would ever consider for a date. Since I’ve started riding, I’ve had all of the following happen to me:

  • Women who would previously avert their eyes started engaging me in conversation.
  • Women I had never talked to have come right up to me and asked for, and even some times demanded, a ride.
  • Women at social gatherings, e.g. the cruise, or Summer Nights in Nashville, actually seated themselves on the back of my bike without invitation, asking for a ride.

Now if you are asking yourself, “Sure, bikes pull women, but is it the kind of women I want?” An honest question, and I’m pleased to report that the most beautiful women seem the most likely to approach you. Has been in my case.

How does it work? Why is this the magic bullet? Look, I know women don’t seem to make any sense when it comes to choosing who they date. They seem to go through this vicious cycle of dating a jerk, getting treated like dirt, complaining to you about it, and then finding themselves another jerk, right? You are left wondering why they never go out with a good guy like you. Reality check, dude. Women don’t like the bad-boy because he is bad to them, they like the bad-boy because he is interesting. Instead of sitting at home playing video games and social networking with his online circle of Magic enthusiasts, he’s out there tasting life. The reason he can be bad, and the reason these same women eventually leave, is because he has all the confidence in the world that plenty of other women find him attractive. And he’s right.

I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “I don’t want to be a jerk.” You shouldn’t be, and you don’t have to. Just be interesting. Do something with your life. Ride a motorcycle.

Sure, riding a motorcycle is risky. After all, they don’t say, “There are only two kinds of riders, those that have been down, and those that will,” for nothing. That willingness to take a risk, to taste life, and more importantly, the ability to share that risk with women is the key. That is what they see in bad boys and that is what they will see in you.

I’ve tried this all over the country. I knew a waitress in Austin that wouldn’t give me the time of day until I walked into the restaurant with a helmet in my hand. We were riding that next weekend. I’ve seen women wait turns to go for a ride in Nashville. I’ve approached mere acquaintances with two helmets in my hands and without saying a word, they’ve dropped what they were doing to go for a ride.

I’ve never had a woman say no to being asked, “Want to go for a ride?” Never.

Even my wife has told me that, although there was an interest in me before, when I walked into class with my helmet in tow, that sealed the deal.

If you aren’t ready to take the risk, then at least you know why you will always be the best friend. If you are ready, welcome to the best of the rest of your life.


Comments 4 Comments comments rss

suure.. maybe you get to give free rides to a lot of women now..
but do you actually bond with any?
whats the difference between
-being a nice guy where women date a jerk, get treated like dirt, complain to you about it, and then find themselves another jerk

and datin a jerk gettin a ride with you and finding themselves another jerk?

u end being the same stupid but now u are serving as chauffeur in between..

Comment by one on May 23, 2007 @ 11:32 pm

Isn’t this the same advertisement that Axe uses?

A loser with a motorcycle is still a loser.

Comment by Mike Roberts on May 24, 2007 @ 8:21 am

One,

Sure, it’s true, you don’t get to “bond” with a lot if them, but that isn’t always the point. Dating, and life in general, is not always about the long term. You just have to have fun sometimes.

A lot of guys out there aren’t that bad looking, or morbidly obese, they just lack the self-confidence that comes with the experience of dating women. In a society that still, though this is changing, expect’s the man to initiate contact, this lack of self-confidence is a killer. Motorcycling, on the other hand, is a great ice-breaker.

I think it is actually a good thing that most encounters don’t become something more, because it is the breadth of experience that only dating many women can create that leads to a better understanding of the true dynamics of dating, and with that experience, greater self-confidence.

Once I had that experience I was much more confident talking to women about anything. Though it never hurts to have a helmet in hand when trying it for the first time ;)

And, like anything, you don’t want to settle for the first girl to come around anyways. Shop around and make sure you’ve found the right one. I did.

Comment by Shane on May 24, 2007 @ 8:53 am

Mike,

It’s true. While a motorcycle will get you the introduction, it is up to the individual to carry the conversation. Of course, with helmets on, and her gripping your waist tightly as you fly down the road, not much conversation is going on. Motorycyling is an way to open that conversation, and often that is the hardest part.

A loser is a loser until he starts winning.

Oh, and Mike, it doesn’t take a motorcycle to be a loser.

Comment by Shane on May 24, 2007 @ 9:04 am

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